My name is Zoé and I love impressionist painters, reading all day curled up in bed, listening to the rain, France, teaching, the smell of wood, daydreaming, Miles Kane, BN biscuits, architecture and interior design, wearing matching underwear, avocado, being so thunderstruck by a band that nothing else matters, jasmin and vanilla, travelling, Harry Potter through and through, tea, Martin Freeman, the sounds of spring, mighty Scotland!!, writing lists, and when oven-baked tomatoes explode in your mouth.
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everysinglecountry:

Masai woman near Masai Mara, Kenya
photograph by Rohan Ghosh

everysinglecountry:

Masai woman near Masai Mara, Kenya

photograph by Rohan Ghosh

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

tastefullyoffensive:

Queen Elizabeth photobombing a selfie at the Commonwealth Games.[jaydetaylor]

tastefullyoffensive:

Queen Elizabeth photobombing a selfie at the Commonwealth Games.

[jaydetaylor]

housewifeswag:

why is there water coming from my eyes

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taces:

The Time Has Come Again (2008)
The Last Shadow Puppets

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

more-like-tardass:

punkmarauder:

can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’

I’m literally watching that scene right now and now I can’t stop laughing

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

petitetourneau:

I don’t care what anyone says, this is the greatest moment in British film history.

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Alexa Chung attends the Veuve Clicquot Gold Cup Final at Cowdray Park Polo Club on July 20, 2014 in Midhurst, England.

Alexa Chung attends the Veuve Clicquot Gold Cup Final at Cowdray Park Polo Club on July 20, 2014 in Midhurst, England.

"I want the audience to think that Finn understands Rae and that’s the type of girl he’s looking for and they both get on with each other in the same way and both love each others company, and they love music and all that kind of thing.”